With that said, look at what information we have already successfully gathered about your online session...
Your computer's Internet Address is: 126.96.36.199
Your browser and operating system are: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; JUNO)
Click here to see what your desktop looks like from our monitoring station.
Now here's the scary part. On your computer system, we detect a LIEEE442 compatible monitor screen. This type of monitor is capable of sending data over the Internet about electronic pulses in its immediate vicinity. The sensor is located on the upper right hand side of your particular monitor's screen. You may not be able to see it, but trust us... it's working right now. We'll prove it. Move your face towards your screen and then look towards the upper right hand side of your screen. Open your mouth and go "Ahhh!" Then click here to trigger your monitor's data sending system. You won't believe what results we will show you.